A rep for hoopster Kris Humphries confirms that the NBA free agent plans to answer Kim Kardashian’s divorce filing by seeking a legal separation — an intent to annul the marriage.
This way, it’s kinda like the whole thing never really happened. Poof!
The Kardashian spin machine is in full force, with the current Us Weekly cover story quoting unnamed friends and insiders who pretty much call Kris Humphries everything but a white woman.
The new issue of People promises to spill the deets about why Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage fell apart.
While they conspicuously leave out the stuff about Kutcher’s manparts tripping and falling into trashy women he wasn’t married to, the magazine quotes sources close to the couple with allegedly inside information about when things unraveled.
No-strings attached nookie outside the confines of their marriage sent Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher to Splitsville.
That’s the buzzing swarming around Hollywood on the heels of news that entertainment’s most famous May-December couple are divorcing after six years of marriage.
Celebrity couples are really no different than the rest of us.
For example, what divorcing pair hasn’t had to mull over the custody of a 20-carat engagement ring?