And in news about things that will likely only happen when pigs have wigs, addiction experts at the Betty Ford Clinic in Palm Springs are urging Hollywood eff-up Lindsay Lohan to drop her momager and chief enabler, Dina Lohan, as her manager if she wants any chance at staying clean, sober, and out of prison.
The Lohans have been offered a lucrative deal to take over the airwaves.
New York radio station Party 105 has offered actress Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina $1 million to co-host a morning radio show in their hometown.
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Dina Lohan sat down for an often tense interview with The TODAY Show’s Matt Lauer on Friday, where she insisted that her drug-addled daughter is doing “wonderfully” after 14 days in jail and lashed out at California Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel, who put the actress there.
Lindsay’s permissive mom says the actress will be moving away from California and back to New York once she is released from drug rehabilitation.
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LiLo’s going to The Chokey later this month, so you knew it was only a matter of time before Dope Fiend Enabler No. 1 — Dina “Orange Oprah” Lohan — went on a Champagne Campaign about the great injustice being done to “her child” at the hands of the American legal system.
“This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be…We’re angry. We’re disappointed in the system.”
Damn the people in Darfur! The Lohans are the ones who know what true oppression is!
In her first interview since her troubled daughter was ordered to spend 90-days behind bars, The Lohan Family matriarch sits down with Entertainment Tonight for a two-part tell-all special, entitled Lindsay Through Her Mother’s Eyes.
Police were called to a Carvel Ice Cream store on Long Island Wednesday after stage mom Dina Lohan had a dispute with an employee over an overused gift card.