Dina and Lindsay Lohan have come up with a interesting way of getting rid of estranged nuisance Michael Lohan; cash. We hear the ladies Lohan are scrapping together an under the table financial settlement that will keep the media-lovin’ Mike’s lips sealed for keeps. According to an unidentified associate of LiLo, mom and daughter are hoping a check for seven figures will finally “…shut Michael up and keep him out of the press and out of their lives forever.”

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Heaven help us, Dina Lohan is a designer….

Looks like Lindsay isn’t the only Lohan earning her meal ticket on the runway these days. Just days after the 23-year-old actress introduced her inaugural collection as Ungaro’s artistic advisor, stage mom Dina Lohan has announced that she will be launching a collection of shoes — christened “Shoe-Han” — for Long Island based chain LoveMyShoes.com.
Dina will serve as national spokesmodel for the retailer in a series of television and radio promos, premiering next month. Dina’s “Shoe-Han” is due in stores just in time for Mother’s Day 2010.
We’re dying to know, would buy shoes anything designed by the permissive mother of a spoiled drug addict? Please don’t help make these silly people any richer…

E! is no longer Living Lohan.
The network has pulled the plug on The Lohan Clan’s summer reality series after only one season. Dina Lohan used the show as a vehicle to break her 15-year-old daughter Ali into showbusiness and change the poor public image of her controversial family, but the matriarch stage mom claims E! had other plans.
“I only did the show to defuse the rumors,” she told Life & Style at the Nylon and Nike sportswear event on Tuesday. “And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, ‘No, no, no! They had ideas that weren’t conducive to our ideas.”
Nonetheless, Dina promises fans haven’t seen the last of the Lohans.
“We’re working with another network on another idea,” Dina revealed. “Yeah, not reality per se, but a realistic show.”

Dina Lohan is a Twittering nutjob…
Lohan Family matriarch Dina Lohan took to her Twitter blog early Wednesday, where she launched a bizarre rant against a hotel housekeeper, who she accuses of assaulting her…..with a towel. Read the rest of this entry »

Stage mom Dina Lohan has jumped to defense of daughter Lindsay Lohan in the wake of reports that the most famous of her four children is under investigation for swiping several hundred thousand dollars worth of jewels during a photoshoot with Elle UK in London last month.
Despite the fact that it was she who introduced her daughter to showbusiness as a child, Dina is now demanding that everyone just leave Linds alone.
(Like that’ll happen…)
“Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked,” the star of E!’s Living Lohan told PEOPLE Thursday. “This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace.”
The furious Mama Bear added, “The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof.”


Former GOP Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and stage mom Dina Lohan have been voted the worst potential mother-in-laws in the world in a new poll compiled by the readers of Parenting.com. Read the rest of this entry »

As you head out to breakfast or perhaps a late brunch in celebration of Mother’s Day on Sunday, be sure to give the first lady in your life an extra peck on the cheek — and thank your lucky stars that you didn’t get stuck with Dina Lohan!
The notorious stage mother of actress Lindsay Lohan — an alleged former Radio City Rockette — has topped a new AOL poll of the “Worst Reality TV Moms.” Just last year, the mother of four was honored with a parenting award that hailed her as one of Long Island’s “Top Mothers.”
Click here to see how the star of E!’s Living Lohan beat out other sad excuses for life bearers like Janice Dickinson, Kate Gosselin, and Denise Richards.

Lindsay Lohan needs “psychiatric help,” friends of the actress say.
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Lindsay Lohan embarked on a dangerous drinking binge just hours after confirming her breakup with girlfriend Samantha Ronson on Monday–and just like in every dysfunctional family, mother Dina Lohan was right by her side. Read the rest of this entry »

Dina Lohan was left shamefaced when she and daughters Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, were turned away from Hollywood hotspot Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.
“Do you know who I am?” Dina, who was rewarded as one of Long Island’s most outstanding moms just last year, protested when the ladies were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age.
“You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.