Have you heard? The Gossip Gawkers are about to get a sneak peek into the Wild & Crazy Days & Nights of Lindsay Lohan. We hear the actress’ momager, Dina Lohan, is penning a book about her famous daughter’s storied history with substance abuse and addiction to alcohol.
Frankly, we’re surprised she’s kept her mouth shut this long.
Dina Lohan, mother of trainwreck Lindsay and Crypt Keeper-faced Ali, is so busy partying with her kids and being a famewhoring leech and desperately trying to be 25 again that she forgot parenthood is more than just getting laid and donating a little DNA to the cause.
Those are not only my own feelings, but those of Liv Tyler’s mom, Bebe Buell — but she said it in a much more no-holds-barred sort of way.
Dina Lohan may be among the cast of hasbeens and neverwases breaking a leg (and an arm…and a hip…and dislocating a shoulder…) when Dancing With The Stars returns to ABC for a 13th season of hoofing on Monday, Sept. 19.
Good call?
Don’t touch that dial, Dina Lohan is bringing “Operation Save Lindsay, Crush Glee!” to the airwaves.
Stylish druggie Lindsay Lohan is working with her manager-mom Dina on plans to open a pair of fashion boutiques in New York and Los Angeles — even as she faces a possible three-year sentence in California State Prison on a felony grand theft charge.