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The former “Bond Girl” strips down to her bikini and frolics in a swimming pool with a hot model — standing for Denise’s former co-star Neve Campbell — in new adverts for Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, The Sun reports.

Since her bitter split from ex-husband Charlie Sheen, the star of E!’s It’s Complicated prefers to get her jollies from “friends with benefits.”

Denise told The Globe this week: “You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”

Denise Richards has buried the hatchet with ex-husband Charlie Sheen for the sake of the couple’s two children.

During their bitter split, Denise filed for a restraining order after alleging Charlie made death threats against her.

The actress had been embroiled in a bitter custody battle with the actor since their marriage ended in 2006, but says they have attempted to patch up their differences for the sake of their daughters Sam, five, and four-year-old Lola.

“I’m on speaking terms with Charlie because I don’t want our bickering to affect our kid,” Denise said, speaking to Britain’s Closer Magazine.

The former Bond Girl says her ill-fated romance with Charlie it hasn’t put her off marrying again.

“My parents are still together, so I know marriage can work. I’d definitely walk down the aisle again. I’m looking for someone secure and funny to have more kids with.”

After years of poking fun and parodies, Chelsea Handler finally came face-to-face with Denise Richards and her “Funbags” on the Wednesday night edition of E!’s Chelsea Lately.

Denise Richards has copped to having three surgeries on her bust.

“Um, natural on the outside, on the inside they are not,” the former Bond Girl admitted in an interview with shock jock Howard Stern on Thursday. Denise is currently on promo tour, chatting up the second season premiere of her E! reality series Denise Richards…It’s Constipated Complicated.

“I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done, I was flat as a board, and I thought ‘Whoa, you can just buy them’ and stupidly had them done!” she explained.

“The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good — they were a D!” Denise says that a third surgery fixed everything: “I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”

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Denise Richards attempted to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at a Chicago Cubs game last week, and the former Bond Girl is summing her performance up in a word — “Horrifying.”

Don’t you just love it when folks take the words right out of your mouth?

“I’m not a singer and then to be in front of all those people is a little terrifying,” Denise told The Palm Beach Post of her ear-splitting performance of the classic ballpark song.

That’s right, Denise. You’re not a singer… please do keep that in mind the next time you get the half-brained idea to pick up a mic in public. YIKES!

Maksim and Denise grew close when they were paired together on the current season of the ballroom dance competition. But Karina, who was dumped by Extra host Mario Lopez just last year, was ready to cut a bitch when she heard whispers that Denise was trying to cajole Maks into meeting with her after rehearsal.

DWTS set spies say Denise’s advances towards the handsome hoofer were apparent for Day One.

A source tells The National Enquirer: “She was pretty obvious-laughing at everything he said, touching his shoulder lightly, flattering him…”

Karina, who Enquirer tipsters describe as a “friendly Ukranian,” hit the roof during a rehearsal just weeks before Denise and Maks were axed from the show in late March.

“Karina stormed into a rehearsal session, seeing red! She asked Denise what kind of game she was running. Denise feigned ignorance and said: ‘It’s all about the work.’”

Karina wasn’t buying it, exploding, “Show or no show-I will kick your ass if you don’t stop making moves on fiance,” the petite dance star fumed.

If you’re among the Dancing With The Stars fans who are jumping for joy that Denise Richards was voted off the ABC reality series this week, you’ve got company.

Apparently the staff hates her even more than you do.

”There are a lot of smiling faces around here today,” said DWTS staff member laughed in a statement on Wednesday. Members of the show’s cast and crew are reportedly gloating about the E! reality star being booted off the show.

”We all couldn’t stand her and her diva attitude, and I think her snottiness all came through to the public as well. … Even though the judges gave her better scores than Holly [Madison], the people voted against her…..She’s just not appealing. … Made our day!”

High-scoring hoofer Denise Richards and her professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were eliminated from Dancing with the Stars this week after losing a dance-off with fellow former Playboy centerfold Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin.

In an appearance on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live late Tuesday, the E! reality star discussed her experience on the show and weighed in on the biggest surprises of the night — Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak and Jackass star Steve-O advancing to the next round!