TomKat is reportedly rubbing their controversial religion off on the latest British imports to hit America.

Tom Cruise has reportedly set up informational meetings for Victoria Beckham to learn more about Scientology:

“Tom would love it if she and David joined,” says a friend of the couple. “He’s told them that it is the best thing in his life.”

“Victoria had a meeting set up at the Scientology center, but then changed her mind about going there,” says the snitch. “Instead, she had a two-hour meeting with representatives at Tom and Katie’s house.” The Beckham insider, also claims that the singer formerly known as Posh Spice, has been questioning Scientologist Leah Remini (King of Queens) about the religion.

British newspapers are reporting that Michael Jackson is trying to sell his famed Neverland Ranch to David and Victoria Beckham for $10 million.

Vic Becks, best known as Posh Spice, spent a week house-hunting/hitting up Golden Globe Afterparties in preparation for the family’s big end of the summer move to the City of Angels. M.J is reportedly inviting Posh to check out the two thousand eight hundred acre estate that has fallen into a state of ill-repair since Mike fled to the Middle East following his child molestion trial.

Posh still has a list of thirty-five homes to check out. Sources close to the British power couple say that she may be interested in viewing Neverland-but she isn’t likely to purchase the property due to it’s isolated location.

Neverland is located in Los Olivos, California, and at least a three-hour drive from LA Galaxy’s training ground and one hundred fifty miles for the bright lights of Hollywood.

Posh Spice has already turned down Lionel Ritchie’s former house-citing that it was too small.

Hip-hop moguls Diddy and Jigga, songbird Mariah Carey, and international superstar David Beckham are among the witnesses being listed in defense of famed New York jeweler to the stars, Jacob the Jeweler.

JTJ was among 16 people indicted by a Michigan District Attorney last May for violating federal drug laws and laundering an excess of $270 million.

The jeweler is accused of taking drug money generated by the Black Mafia Family, an Atlanta drug gang accused of moving more than four hundred kilos of blow between the early nineties and 2006. He is also accused of giving them jewelry in return without making proper report of the transactions.

New York sources are reporting that four of Jacob’s most famous clients are being listed as potential character witnesses. “They themselves made substantial purchases in cash from him and all the money was handled properly,” says JTJ’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman.

In between frequent trips to Rodeo Drive, Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham and her husband, soccer giant David Beckham have spent an exurbant amount of time house hunting for their summer move to the City of Angels.

Reports are flying around Britain that Posh and D. decided to pass on the house that once belonged to R&B legend Lionel Ritchie. The six thousand square foot Spanish-style mansion, which toted a $15 million price tag, wasn’t quite what the Beckhams were looking for.

Celebrities are foaming at the mouth in anticipation of international soccer star David Beckham’s upcoming move to Los Angeles.

The Real Madrid player, 31, and his wife, Victoria, 32 (formerly “Posh Spice” of the now-defunct Spice Girls), are finalizing all the details of their big transplant. The couple’s son, Romeo — and not the $250 million salary — may have been the biggest deciding factor for the move. The four-year-old suffers from epilepsy and will have access to better medical care in the United States.

As midfielder David and his people work out contract kinks, Posh is in the throes of house hunting this week. (Will she choose something modern or classical? In the Hollywood Hills? Will the pool be shaped like a soccer ball?)

Stars like Jennifer Lopez, Sylvester Stallone, and Steven Speilberg are already snapping up soccer tix and offering warm welcomings. Back in Spain, however, Real Madrid’s soccer coach isn’t sharing the joy. David’s contract expires in June, but he will reportedly sit out for the entire Spring season.

Word has it Hollywood producers are already thinking up ways to maximize David’s movie-star potential beyond cameo appearances in weekly gossip rags and Victoria’s sex appeal in Playboy. Hugh Hefner has already invited Posh to his mansion for dinner and talks to pose for the magazine, according to reports. (Though it’s iffy whether she’d actually strip down to her privates, Posh’s brunette locks make a nice, stark contrast against the bleach-blonde tresses of Hef #1 girls Holly and Kendra).

All in all, the Beckham family move is a good thing for the American public morale. Divorces and breakups are making headlines more often than Canary yellow engagement rings and Malawi adoptions. TomKat isn’t Golden Couple material in the vein of Reese and Ryan — but the Beckhams fit perfectly into that glamorous, gorgeous archetype.

We haven’t even approached the topic of Reality TV. I can just see it now … a sane version of The Osbornes.