
Now that we know which D through Z-list “stars” will be on the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars,” I bet you’ve been all aflutter about who’ll be paired with whom.
And even if you haven’t, here they are anyway. Pretend to care, eh?
Courtesy of People:
• American soccer star Hope Solo will attempt to fill the dancing shoes of season 12 finalist Kirstie Alley alongside Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who hoped to dance with the goalie.
• The show’s first transgender contestant, Chaz Bono, will dance with Lacey Schwimmer.
• Soap star and Iraqi war veteran J.R. Martinez has been paired with seasoned Dancing vet Karina Smirnoff.
• HLN’s Nancy Grace will face the judges with Irish dance pro Tristan MacManus.
• Reality star Rob Kardashian has the honor of performing with two-time Dancing champion Cheryl Burke.
• Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest, who is dancing for his cancer-survivor daughter, has Peta Murgatroyd as his partner.
• “Terrified” actress Ricki Lake will hold hands with returning pro Derek Hough, who last danced away with a mirror-ball trophy with season 11 winner Jennifer Grey.
• George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis will perform with Maksim’s brother Val Chmerkovskiy.
• Style star Carson Kressley will dazzle on the dance floor with pro Anna Trebunskaya.
• Musician Chynna Phillips will have Kate Gosselin’s former partner Tony Dovolani by her side.
• Actor David Arquette will be in good hands: his partner is reigning champ Kym Johnson, who took the mirror-ball trophy with Hines Ward in May.
• And reality star Kristin Cavallari and two-time champ Mark Ballas will hit the ballroom together when the show returns Sept. 19 on ABC.