Dear Recording Industry,

I know times are tough. Sales are down and those pesky internet kids are just ruining EVERYTHING, aren’t they?

I get it. I just have one favor to ask.

Could you please stop trying to convince the people from that insipid “Real Housewives” series that they’re actually singing stars?

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Dust off those earplugs! After making her musical debut with the giggle-inducing Summer ’10 single “Money Can’t But You Class,” The Real Housewives of New York City’s own Countess LuAnn De Lesseps is back by unpopular demand. And this time, she brought backup. Fellow Housewives Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon joined de Lesseps, 46, for the “Chic C’est La Vie” video shoot — an ode to “money, power, and romance” – at Atlantic City’s trendy Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa.

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“Money Can’t Buy You Class,” but it can get you a guest spot on primetime TV! She’s tried singing, now Big Apple Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is turning her focus to acting.

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“Money Can’t Buy You Class” — but it can go a long way in landing you a gig on Broadway!

Oh boy, this is going to be better than a bad American Idol audition!

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Earplugs please: Bravo’s own chain-smoking RuPaul dropped by KTLA this week for a live performance of her giggle-inducing single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class.”

I think this may be one occasion where we can actually advocate lip-synching. Can’t we at least invest in getting this girl some dancing lessons?

In related news, The Real Housewives of New York City — aka “The Big Apple Socialite Who Are Famous For Doing Absolutely Nothing” — will rehash all the good, the bad, and the ugly of the show’s third season in the first of a two-part reunion special airing tonight at 9 PM on Bravo.