Today we celebrate the 25th birthday of one Miss Lindsay Lohan, a once-promising young actress who–
Wait. What? SHE’S ONLY 25?
Wow. All those meth-and-vodka facials have really taken their toll.
Anyway, as LiLo puts her first (very) well-worn quarter-century behind her and moves on to the next, she has a fresh new controversy on her hands. Or maybe her feet.