How would you like to look like America’s favorite four-letter-word-lovin’ Grandma?

At the ripe old age of 83, Oscar-winning actress Cloris Leachman is launching her own clothing line of cheetah and floral-print chiffon tunics.

Can you stand it?

The lovable former Dancing With The Stars contestant is readying Clorisline for release later this year, and she couldn’t be more excited about the launch.

“The pieces are classy and very versatile. You can wear one to the beach and tie it up and go to the bar,” Cloris explains. “They could cost $300 but they’re $30 or $40.”

Cloris Leachman is officially the Poster Girl (or Poster Grandma) for vegetarianism. Wearing a gown made of leafy greens and red cabbage, the 82-year-old Oscar-winner will unveil her new pro-vegetarian PETA PSA in Times Square later today.

PETA says Cloris is an example of how gracefully humans age once the omit meat from their daily diet. Cloris agrees, the Dancing With The Stars alum became a vegetarian nearly 50 years ago and as she says, “I felt a million times better, and I’ve never had a bite of meat ever since then.”

Cloris Leachman will release her tell-all autobiography, Cloris,–revealing liasons with Gene Hackman and other Hollywood notables of yesteryear–in April.

According to The Huffington Post, the 82-year-old actress is telling her life story in the form of Cloris, a book that offers steamy recollections of her affairs–including a one-night stand with her Superman co-star Gene Hackman.

“We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic,” Cloris wrote, according to The Huffington Post, who got a peek at the upcoming release. “I haven’t seen Gene since that night, but I remember well the feisty lad he was,” Cloris wrote.

Younger fans may know the Clo from the seventh season of Dancing With The Stars, where she stunk up the ballroom with her potty mouth and raunchy routines.

Cloris hits booksellers’ shelves on April 7.

Previously announced guest stars on the episode, entitled “Stress Relief,” Jack Black and Jessica Alba.

Eighty-two year-old Oscar-winning actress Cloris Leachman has been hospitalized after falling ill with pneumonia last Thursday in Los Angeles .

Cloris, who made waves with her potty-mouthed humor on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars earlier this season, was headed home with her son George when she told him she was having trouble breathing and needed to be taken to the hospital.

She was treated in a Los Angeles-area medical center, ET sources confirm.

Cloris Leachman wasn’t joking when she described herself as a “cut-up” earlier this week.

Fresh off her long overdue ousting from Dancing with the Stars, Cloris swung by Jimmy Kimmel Live for a little barb-trading late Tuesday.

Last year, Brooks told Cloris that she was too old for the role of Frau Bluche, the character she originated opposite Gene Wilder in Brooks’ 1974 movie. The producer claimed at 81 Cloris lacked the “stamina” to put on eight Broadway shows a week.

But after watching the Oscar-winning actress hoff it up for six weeks on DWTS, Mel’s singing a different tune about casting Cloris in Young Frankenstein.

“Mel has reached out to Leachman to see if they could make a deal – which I’m sure has nothing to do with the show’s somewhat soft box office,” a spy tells BillyMasters.com.

After six weeks of outlandish antics and potty-mouthed outbursts, 82-year-old actress Cloris Leachman and her professional partner Corky Ballas were given their walking papers and sent packing on Tuesday night’s Dancing With The Stars 7 Results Show.

“Mrs. Carol Brady,” now 74, hopes Cloris’ pouty-mouthed antics during her reign on the seventh season of Dancing With The Stars hasn’t spoiled our opinion of America’s beloved Grandmas.

“I hope the audience doesn’t think all older people act like her,” Florence told Life & Style this week.

“I love Cloris, but sometimes she acts like she’s not all there,” she added.

Florence, who was once courted for a guest spot of DWTS herself, believes that Cloris is “given a lot of leeway because of her age,” but adds that “you also have to respect the rules, the show, and what it’s about.”

Cloris Leachman is not only foul-mouthed but also incontinent, FOX News claims.

The acting vet has become like an anchor around the necks of passionate DWTS fans since she began overstaying her welcome on the weekly ballroom series.

And perhaps proving that her mouth isn’t the only thing that she cannot contain, 82-year-old Cloris reportedly lost control of her bladder during a Dancing With The Stars rehearsal earlier this week.

We’re told Leachman held it a little too long … and well … had an embarrassing moment, losing it all over her less-than-impressed dance partner, Corky Ballas. Oops! But hey it happens to the best of us sometimes, right?