Cloris Leachman — perhaps best known these days for stinkin’ up the ballroom during a disastrous turn on Dancing With Z-Listers a few seasons ago — is the latest celeb urging safe sex for your family pets as part of People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ spay-and-neuter campaign.

How would you like to look like America’s favorite four-letter-word-lovin’ Grandma?

At the ripe old age of 83, Oscar-winning actress Cloris Leachman is launching her own clothing line of cheetah and floral-print chiffon tunics.

Can you stand it?

The lovable former Dancing With The Stars contestant is readying Clorisline for release later this year, and she couldn’t be more excited about the launch.

“The pieces are classy and very versatile. You can wear one to the beach and tie it up and go to the bar,” Cloris explains. “They could cost $300 but they’re $30 or $40.”

Cloris Leachman is officially the Poster Girl (or Poster Grandma) for vegetarianism. Wearing a gown made of leafy greens and red cabbage, the 82-year-old Oscar-winner will unveil her new pro-vegetarian PETA PSA in Times Square later today.

PETA says Cloris is an example of how gracefully humans age once the omit meat from their daily diet. Cloris agrees, the Dancing With The Stars alum became a vegetarian nearly 50 years ago and as she says, “I felt a million times better, and I’ve never had a bite of meat ever since then.”

Cloris Leachman will release her tell-all autobiography, Cloris,–revealing liasons with Gene Hackman and other Hollywood notables of yesteryear–in April.

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We hear Cloris Leachman, who spent months tormenting Dancing With The Stars fans with her two left feet and her potty mouth, is the latest big name star to sign on for The Office’s post Super Bowl 2009 episode.

Previously announced guest stars on the episode, entitled “Stress Relief,” Jack Black and Jessica Alba.