So much for a family reunion. Madge’s bitchy brother hates her hair and her boyfriend! The pair haven’t spoken since Christopher Ciccone released a scandalous tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna, in the summer of 2008, but that didn’t stop the outspoken sib from rasing his big sis in a bitchy tirade to E! this week.
“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” he chuckled when quizzed about about the Queen of Pop’s subdued look at the 2009 MTV VMAs last weekend. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don’t keep,” he added.
“It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
Scorned celebrity sib Christopher Ciccone still has a bone to pick with his pop legend sister. Madonna’s bro has started a blog to dish delicious morsels of dirt on Madge that failed to make it into his New York Times Best-Selling tell-all, Life with My Sister Madonna.
Christopher Ciccone was a guest on E!’s Chelsea Lately on Wednesday where the scorned sibling dished on his tell-little book Life With My Sister Madonna, which has received a lackluster reception from book buyers.
Part II of Good Morning America’s tell-all interview with Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone. Chris’ unauthorized biography, Life With My Sister Madonna, is available now.
Madonna’s younger brother, Christopher Ciccone, discussed his tell-all, Life with My Sister Madonna, on Monday’s Good Morning America. The explosive book goes on-sale internationally this Tuesday.