Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, is desperate to get Simon Cowell’s seat as a judge on American Idol. Ciccone, who has been his sister’s assistant, backup dancer, stylist, and artistic director at various points throughout his career, has launched a Facebook page â€” “Christopher Ciccone for American Idol!” â€” to promote his campaign to join TV’s most-watched talent show.
Too bad the page has drawn only 602 members!
“I think I can bring a particular kind of credibility to the show. I’d be the only person sitting at the table who actually created a pop star from the beginning, and helped keep her there for 20 years,” he told The New York Post’s PageSix Column on Friday. “I know what it takes to make it,” he added.
So much for a family reunion. Madge’s bitchy brother hates her hair and her boyfriend! The pair haven’t spoken since Christopher Ciccone released a scandalous tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna, in the summer of 2008, but that didn’t stop the outspoken sib from rasing his big sis in a bitchy tirade to E! this week.
“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” he chuckled when quizzed about about the Queen of Pop’s subdued look at the 2009 MTV VMAs last weekend. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep â€” or don’t keep,” he added.
“It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
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Scorned celebrity sib Christopher Ciccone still has a bone to pick with his pop legend sister. Madonna’s bro has started a blog to dish delicious morsels of dirt on Madge that failed to make it into his New York Times Best-Selling tell-all, Life with My Sister Madonna.
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