Chris Brown — singer, noted douchebag, and member of the He-Man Woman Hater’s Club — has only lived in his West Hollywood condo for a few months, but he’s already shown his usual knack for winning friends and influencing people.
In addition to blasting loud music at all hours and carving his initials into the elevator doors (no, seriously), seems Breezy doesn’t like to scuff up the soles of his pricey shoes so he’s taken to parking his high-dollar rides in the garage’s handicapped spots.
RumorFix is reporting “Glee” stars Lea Michele and Chris Colfer, who will leave the hit show after the upcoming season, are getting their own spin-off set in New York.
It’s a storyline that was hinted at during the second season finale, when the New Directions kids traveled to NYC for the national showchoir competition. While they were there, Michele’s Rachel and Colfer’s Kurt bonded over a shared love of Broadway and vowed to move to the Big Apple after graduating from high school.
As an admitted Gleek myself (SHUT UP), their friendship makes total sense and I couldn’t see why it hadn’t been explored before. Rachel’s a known and avid lover of musical theater, which means in any normal (read: not scripted for dramatic weekly television) scenario, of course she’d gravitate towards the core group’s only known gay boy — as he would to her. In fact, it seemed patently absurd that they weren’t already close friends.
The Beater teams up with The Bieber! Justin Bieber wasn’t kidding when he promised Beliebers a collaboration with R&B bruiser Chris Breezy. To the glee of followers, on Friday, The Biebs Tweeted the link to his first professional effort with pal Chris; his new video promo, “Next 2 You.”
“It’s here. #NEXT2YOU …from singing Chris Brown’s WITH YOU in my apartment to this…#DREAMBIG. thanks.”
In a dramatic fashion, in the video, the world appears to be ending and the boys are getting torn away from their girlfriends.
“One day when the sky is falling/ I’ll be standing right next to you/ Nothing will ever come between us/ ’cause I’ll be standing right next to you,” sing a crooning Chris and Justin.
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Catchy, eh? It certainly seems to fit once warring exes Chris Brown and Rihanna.
Nope, hell hath not frozen over, but Breezy and RiRi are back on speaking terms.
It was only a matter of time before Chris Brown and Joe Jonas found themselves singing together in perfect harmony. After all, Team JoBro is the only crop of fans whose obsession with the baby-faced object of their desire can rival that of Team Breezy. (Just try to Tweet an ill word about Beat Down Brown or one of The Jonas Brothers and watch how quickly your timeline fills up with grammatically-incorrect death threats!)
