10 Celebrity Facial Hair Trainwrecks

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No one knows what causes otherwise good-looking, popular stars to irrationally cultivate dodgy facial hair. Some say it is to do with the movement of the stars and the tides, others that they have reached a plateau of masculine style far beyond normal comprehension. We think they are chumps. 10. Brad Pitt Here’s the scenario:…

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Whitney’s Panties Strike It Big At Tuesday’s Auction

What was left of Whitney Houston’s 1999 World Tour hit the auction block on Tuesday. The R&B diva fell more than $175,000 behind in storage bills to the Irvington, New Jersey facility where the items were held for nearly eight years. A court order gave the storage company permission to open an auction to the…

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Newsflash: Madonna poses in provocative positions

The ever-morphing Madonna is going to pose in provocative position in the June issue of W mag. Am I having a flashback? Apparently not. Madonna, here in the 2006, will be featured by W mag in a 58-page spread. Big surprise, she will be reprising her earlier selves as an English horse-rider, “material girl” and…

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Makeup staff say, “Scarlett Johansson is hot. We’d do her”

Now you know WHY she wants to fuck around. A new survey of make-up artists and hair stylists have named Scarlett Johannson as the most natural beauty. You know, that perfect alabaster skin and full lips. I have to admit that when I’m pouring over my Vogue (don’t make fun) she’s one of the women…

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