Duchess Sarah Ferguson — “The Original Fergie” — has a perfectly good explanation for why she was caught on video accepting money in exchange for access to her the father of her children, Prince Andrew: She was drunk!

And that’s precisely why she’d be the perfect trainwreck candidate for rehabilitation on VH1′s dead-in-the-water Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

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Well what do you know — Hollywood isn’t as wacked out as originally thought.

Production has been halted on the upcoming fourth season of VH1′s Celebrity Rehab due to the lack of famous drug addicts willing to detox in front of millions of Americans, TMZ said late Monday. The search is on for more D-list dopers willing to sacrifice their dignity for some dough and shot at getting clean. Despite lucrative atempts to recruit Brooke Mueller, Lindsay Lohan, DMX, Bizzy Bone, and Heather Locklear for the next cycle of the series, only reality trainwrecks Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler jumped out at the opportunity to have Dr. Drew Pinksy sign on as their substance abuse counselor. (We’re sure the hefty paycheck they stood to pocket for their “performances” on the show also had something to do with their eagerness to participate.)

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Dr. Drew has reportedly talked someone into joining Tila Tequila on the next season of Celebrity Rehab — which is teetering dangerously close to being cancelled by VH1 after a series of casting mishaps. Word is Lauren Conrad’s ex-flame, former reality rich Jason Wahler, is the newest addition to the fourth season of the addiction-themed docu-soap. Wahler has had a number of run-ins with the law since bidding farewell to his Laguna Beach days, including collars for assault and drunk driving.

Tila Tequila is finally getting help the only way she knows how -– by going on a reality TV show.

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The celebrity trainwreck commonly referred to as Tila Tequila may be getting back on track after signing up to star on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, TMZ.com tattles.

After a year of scantily-clad and bizarre meltdowns, the bisexual Internet pin-up has agreed to clean up her act on the small screen following the death of her fiancee — Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson — late last year.

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