So much talk of Britney needing to go back to parenting school. And why because she’s a miserable wreck of a parent up till now. Here’s more proof:

Britney attempts to rip son’s arms off

Former Friends star Lisa Kudrow and her producing partner, Dan Bucatinsky, have signed a two-year TV development deal with her old employers at NBC.

Under the pact, NBC Universal Television Studio will get the first crack at the duo’s comedy and drama projects, moving Kudrow and Bucatinsky’s 3-year-old production venture Is or Isn’t Entertainment from its original home at Warner Bros. TV.

“Lisa and Dan have an incredibly sophisticated and distinctive taste,” said Shelley McCrory, senior vice president for comedy series at NBC Universal TV. “They are a great talent magnet, and they are very prolific. She is a great performer and producer, and he is a terrific writer, so the two are a great team.”

While the deal is for Kudrow and Bucatinsky’s services as producers, Kudrow is said to be open to starring in a project the two develop if the right one comes along.

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This seems like a win-win for everyone. Hopefully she will get her own sit-com. She’s always been one of my favorite actresses.

Baby Got Bounce

Paris comes in with girlfriends, and made Lindsay and her friends move to another table,” says the eyewitness. “Lindsay was pissed!” Soon after, the women had a steamy dance-off. “They got up to dance with their friends, and they’re barely a foot away from each other,” says another source. “Lindsay was all over two of her guy friends, grinding and dirty dancing. Meanwhile, Paris was doing a stripper dance with her girlfriend. It was obvious they were trying to outdue each other.

“As they were dancing, they were eyeing each other, and giving each other really dirty looks. It was like Paris was saying through her looks, ‘You stole my man!’ and Lindsay’s looks were like, ‘What are you going to do about it?’” says the source.

Suddenly, around 4:30 a.m., “Lindsay looked like she got very upset about something — it looked like Paris said something to make her mad. Lindsay picked up her stuff and left in a huff,” says a source. “Paris couldn’t help laughing, like she’d won the battle.”

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I hope this isn’t because Zach Braff started a video blog.

Us Weekly is reporting Zach Braff and Mandy Moore have split up after going out for a year and a half. Braff was spotted at Hyde on June 8 downing drinks and trying to get with Jessica Simpson, despite costar Christa Miller saying on Howard Stern Monday that they were still together. A source says:

“There was no drama. They were ready. Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what’s out there, now that she’s a woman. Zach was mature and realized it was time to let her do that.”

There’s a reason you don’t see many beautiful women with ugly men, and thats because at some point in their lives they realize they have eyes. And they can see with them. I’m sure Zach is a very nice fellow, but if these two were to enter a beauty contest one would end up in the top 10 and the other would be mistaken for the janitor. Or her dad.

via Superficial