God I’m so sick of looking at him! Hearing people say his name! Seeing him in my dreams!
I have to admin that I picked up a copy of this month’s GQ because it had a long interview with him in it (and because I like to see those little gay boys in Ralph Lauren). I couldn’t help myself. It’s the same reason I watch the State of the Union address every year – I want to hear the craziness from the guys own mouth.
So anyway, he took Katie Holmes to his last opening of Mission Impossible III, she’s all skinny and shit, they have baby named Suri, Nicole Kidman still loves him… blah blah. Also, his movie is sorta tanking but I’m sick of talking about it so read the New York Times article.
I need a new favorite crazy celebrity quick!
Ike Turner is among the ultimate movie bad guys according to a new poll in Vibe Magazine. Laurence Fishburnes’s Tina-beating Ike came in #4 on a list of fictional characters. You know you’ve crossed the line when you’re spookier than Norman Bates. My only question is, Tina, why’d you make him hit you? The list is headed up by the king of spooky Hannibal Lector, played by spooky in a British way Anthony Hopkins. The top five on the list is:
1. Hannibal Lecter/Silence of the Lambs franchise (Anthony Hopkins)
2. Darth Vader/Star Wars franchise (David Prowse, James Earl Jones–Voice–& Hayden Christensen)
3. Freddy Krueger/A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise (Robert Englund)
4. Ike Turner/What’s Love Got to Do with It? (Laurence Fishburne)
5. Norman Bates/Psycho (Anthony Perkins)
A recent online poll on Askmen.com also had visitors vote on the “deadliest screen villainess of all time.” All I want to know is, What about Stephen King’s Carrie? Or her mom? They were both freakin spooky. These gals all have one thing in common: They’re all pretty hot. I guess people don’t want to think about the ugly vilainesses. Here’s what the internet trollers had to say:
1. Sharon Stone–Basic Instinct and Basic Instinct 2
2. Glenn Close–Fatal Attraction
3. Louise Fletcher–One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
4. Rebecca De Mornay–The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
5. Barbara Stanwyck–Double Indemnity
6. Anne Bancroft–The Graduate
7. Daryl Hannah–Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
8. Natasha Henstridge–Species
9. Carrie Fisher–The Blues Brothers
10. Famke Janssen–Goldeneye
For those of you with an unhealthy preoccupation with a celebrity, now you can see them in their skivvies.
No paparrazi required.
A new website called StarDoll at www.paperdollheaven.com lets you play dress up with your favorite celebrities.
Starting with a speedo-clad Johnny Depp, you can choose clothes from a small rack, along with hats, shoes, belts and the like. Dress him up like Johnny Brasco or a pirate. The sky’s the limit. Not that I did that. I’m just saying it MIGHT be fun.
You can also smear wacky makeup and hair color all over your favorite (or least favorite) female celebrity. I was dissapointed to find that there was not cross-dressing option. Not that I wanted to do that. I’m just saying SOMEONE might want to do that. Some else. Other than me.
Check out Conan O’Brien in Usher’s clothes. Priceless.
Okay we get it, Teri.
You’re just like the rest of us. You make mistakes and spill shit.
For some reason, Teri Hatcher loves to remind her adoring public about what a regular gal she is. I think she likes to play up her girl-next-door image.
Her latest installation comprised her spilling glass of champaign on her Vera Wang chiffon during a limo ride to the SAG awards. If I had a nickle for every time this happened to me…
Hatcher explained, “The chiffon color suddenly turned maroon – a nightmare scenario.” The panicked star needed to dry out her soaked dress quickly and yelled at the driver to, “Blast the heat!” She added, “All the heat is coming out of all the vents and three of us have got my dress, holding it over the heaters in the back of the car. And it worked! It totally dried by the time I got up to the thing (red carpet) and I was fine!”
The part she DIDN’T talk about is that the heat melted off the orangey fake tan she sports at awards shows. When she noticed that she wasn’t quite as tan as Felicity Huffman, she called her agent and sobbed.
(Note: If you didn’t read the Vanity Fair article last year, Teri burst into tears and made a call during a photo shoot because the other “wives” insisted that she not be in the center of the photo. Do I gotta explain everything to you?)
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been up nights wondering who got more web searches – Ashlee or Jessica Simpson. If you share this neurotic need, MSN has got your drug.
Check out their new ‘Duels’ feature at MSN Search
Here you can see celebs and other hot button topics duel it out – on the high-tech field of a spreadsheet – to see who claims the title of Your Searchedness.
Britney Spears or the Paparazzi?
John Roberts or the Supreme Court?
Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’ Donuts?
Who has this much time on their hands? Oh… I guess that would be me.
It also lists the ‘Top Movers in Music’ with William Hung as number one. Coming in at the #7 slot is the music icon David Beckham. Uh… a marriage to Posh Spice does not a ‘music mover’ make – though it couldn’t hurt William Hung to marry a spice girl.
