Okay, so it’s not Felicity, but the actress who played her, Keri Russell is indeed pregnant. She’s expecting her first child with fiancé Shane Deary. They became engaged last year; at the moment there is no wedding dates set.

Felicity is all grown up!

After weeks and weeks of criticism across the globe in regards to Madonna’s shifty adoption of David, a Malawi boy who still has a father, Angelina Jolie - perhaps one of the best known advocates of international adoption - has finally spoken out. It seems she can see both sides of the situation, demonstrating her diplomacy.

On the one hand, she is “horrified by the attacks [Madonna has] been subjected to” according to an interview with Gala magazine in France. She points out that David’s happiness is the most important factor.

On the other hand, she does still hold some criticism herself. Although Jolie has adopted two children internationally - Maddox from Cambodia and Zahara from Ethiopia - she did so in countries with the legal rights to international adoption. Jolie firmly stated that Madonna was aware of the fact that Malawi does not allow international adoption and that she herself would never take a child from a country where such procedures are illegal.

It may all be moot in the end. The Malawian government and child welfare folks are quite satisfied with Madonna’s parenting of David after close monitoring. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt has announced that he and Jolie are hoping to add to their family; no word yet on whether that means another biological baby like Shiloh, or whether they will seek out a child in need of a loving family. Still, if it’s the latter I’m sure we can expect that their adoption will be a legal one and that their fourth child will not come from Malawi.

So she’s having Marc Anthony’s baby. I can only presume. She hasn’t changed men in a while, so he’s a safe bet.

She hasn’t fessed up just yet, but Jennifer Lopez has cancelled her up coming concert tour without explaination, and reports say that she has been spotted with a small bump on her belly (which is how the rest of us look normally, but I’ll let it go).

I once read that Jennifer insured her famous ass for $4 million. I wonder if that includes childbirth…
All I’m saying is look at the size of this ass.

So the pussy is out of the bag… or was out of the bag.
Anna Nicole Smith has admitted that she is indeed pregnant - mostly because the man she borrowed to impregnate her now wants money and to be a part of the baby’s life. Who saw that coming?

Now in addition to her legal battles with the family of her ex J. Howard Marshall, she is now wrapped up in a legal battle with her baby’s daddy. A “friend,” who appears to have talked to the tabloid press, said this, “She’s freaking out because the father wants money and access to the kid. The guy agreed to get her pregnant and then vanish. Now he wants to get his hands on the inheritance money she is fighting for.”

You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

The rumer mill is milling about a possible second pregnancy for the ever morphing, ever spastic Anna Nicole Smith. Is she or isn’t she? Well, to me, the larger issue is, who would want to knock her up? She’s still battling for the money of her last husband (which is backed by the Supreme Court - so far). Plus she’s so high and obnoxious all the time, she would be better company unconcious - which prolly happens more often then not. Her press dude says this:

“If Anna Nicole is pregnant she obviously doesn’t want anybody to know yet. If she is not pregnant she’s not denying the rumor because she thinks its funny how much of a stir it’s causing. She’ll leave it up to you to guess which one it is.” Ooo she’s so clever.