Life & Style Weekly, the poor gossip lover’s US or People, is reporting that Tori Spelling, 33, is about four months pregnant with her brand spankin’ new husband’s baby. She and Dylan McDermott were married just two months ago.

The mag reports:

“Tori looks about four months pregnant and has been looking at big items like cribs and changing tables,” the insider told Life & Style, adding that Tori was checking out furniture and clothing for a boy and a girl.

“Tori told me that when she finds out the sex of the baby, she’ll order appropriately, but right now she’s picking out for both genders,” the insider says. “She bought several baby items — layettes, blankets, onesies. Tori said she’s a bit upset having to go through all that’s happening in her life now with a baby on the way.”

Ahh, mysterious quotes from enigmatic insiders. I love Hollywood.