So much for Bromance!

Brody tells Closer Magazine he hasn’t seen much of his baseball sluggin’ buddy since Reinhardt reconciled with the high-maintenence socialite in August and insists their friendship is now over.

“We used to be best friends, now I never see him. Some people are so involved in relationships they lose their other friends. Partners come and go your friends are there for you always. I’m done. Paris has taken him away.”

Joe, who has been cleared by police of all charges in connection with the brawl, claims he was in fear for life after the 115-pound brunette threatened to kill him.

Of course, we all know how scary those nude models can be…..

Brody — who is featured on the MTV reality drama The Hills — didn’t want to be pestered by squealing fans as he tried to board his flight, but received a rude awakening when he requested an escort from LAX security.

A spywitness tells Star: “Brody asked security to escort him to the gate. He didn’t want to be bothered by fans…But he was left to walk to his gate alone when none of the staff knew who he was!”

The fight occurred after Jayde threw a drink in Joe’s face after reportedy seeing him harassing his ex-girlfriend, who is a friend of hers.

In the video footage posted on RadarOnline, a man alleged to be Joe is seen grabbing Jayde by the hair and pulling her to the ground and dragging her through the bar.

“He can’t lie anymore!” Jayde Nicole told Radar. “It makes me absolutely cringe.”

Check Brody out on Season 6 of The Hills, premiering tonight on MTV.

Brody — who recently underwent surgery to have his appendix removed — tells TMZ.com that he and Jade were having a belated 26th birthday bash at Guys & Dolls when the former Playmate tossed a drink on Francis, who she believes has been stalking one of her friends.

How old are these people again?

Subsequently, Joe is accused of pulling a Chris Brown and throwing Jade to the ground, “punching and kicking her.” (Wow — a pornographer who doesn’t respect women? This is truly shocking!) Jayde claims she suffered facial swelling and bruising and sore lower abdomen as a result of Joe’s alleged assault. She also says some of her hair was pulled out in the fight. The model plans to file charges against Francis.

But the fun didn’t stop there.

Joe Francis then followed Brody out of the club and punched him in the face. The reality star was then shot with a taser gun by an unknown assiliant.

The Los Angeles Police Department is investigating the incident.

The Bromance star went under the knife to have his appendix removed after a bout of appendicitis on Friday.

“Spending my bday in the hospital… this sucks,” Brody Tweeted. “Got my lady with me so I will be OK… she is taking good care of me. Love her,” he said of his girlfriend, former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole.

“My lady and I chilling post op…” Brody later Tweeted, adding a photo of himself and Jayde in a hospital bed. “She is the best nurse ever!!”

The C-listers reportedly got into a violent screaming match at Club MyHouse in Los Angeles last night.

“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe,” a spywitness revealed in a scoop to The NY Post’s Page Six.

Joe had to be escorted out by club security.

Francis told Page Six when quizzed about the confrontation: “There was no physical contact, but if you’re Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations.”

Brody was partying at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu earlier this month when the 25-year-old MTV reality star ran into the petite Tila Tequila.

He asked whether she liked girls or guys better, and Tila decided to figure it out immediately, a Star Magazine spywitness reports.

“She grabbed Brody and started wildly making out with him. When she finished mauling him, she wiped her mouth and said, ‘Definitely girls!’”

New couple alert? The Devil Wears Prada star Anne Hathaway is reportedly dating Lauren Conrad’s ex, Brody Jenner.

According to X17, the actress – who split from jailed property developer Raffaelo Follieri in June –spent “an entire afternoon” at the Hollywood party boy’s apartment earlier this week.