Britney’s new man has had a thing for the “Baby, One More Time” singer that dates back to high school, according to the high school sweetheart of the twenty-five year old former Payless Shoe Source model.
Jennifer Sypal, told US Weekly that Isaac used to call her “Britney” because she resembles the pop princess: “He thought she was hot.” Jenn and I.C began dating on and off in 1999 and 2000 after meeting in summer school. “He was into her music, too.”
Sources are snitching that Britney Spears in being ushered into rehab by none other than her soon-to-be ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a source told Star Magazine. “First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.”
Fed-Ex has even teamed up with arch-rival Lynne Spears, B.S’s mom, to convince the singer to get clean: “He’s afraid she’s going to hurt herself.”
Kev apparently has issues with Brit spending forty grand on Vegas entertainment for her and new beau Isaac Cohen while their two sons are at home with the Manny:
“They’re being raised by strangers,” the Star source dishes. “He told Britney to get help before it’s too late.”
A Nationwide Insurance ad slated for a Superbowl Sunday premiere has Britney’s estranged hubbby playing the french fry guy at a McDonald’s restaurant-but not everyone is laughing, namely the fast food workers of America.
Annika Stevenson, the head of the National Restaurant Association that represents the U.S.’s 935,000 restaurants, says in a official complaint letter to Nationwide’s CEO Jerry Jurgenson, “A sudden change in Federline’s career could have been depicted with him holding an unemployment benefit check. It shouldn’t be necessary for a company to disrespect others to get its point across. …It’s a negative, unfair and inaccurate reflection. It’s not Kevin we take issue with, but the depiction of where he ends up.”
Nationwide maintains that the ad is not meant “to offend or insult the many fine individuals who work in the restaurant industry.”
In spite of breakup rumors, planted by Britney herself, late last week, B.S and the McDonald’s model were spotted together at the ritzy Hollywood hot spot Cabana on Friday night.
Britany Spears reports that she has have broken it off with her Payless Model new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen.
Last night, celeb photo blog X17 Online caught B.S denying her relationship with the model after stopping at Santa Monica’s Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
“Me and Isaac are not together by the way,” she told their cameras. A cameraman asked if it was “really over,” to which Britney replied “yes.” Britney dropped forty thousand dollars on a date with Isaac at the Playboy Suite at the Las Vegas Palms earlier in the week.
US Weekly Magazine spent this week’s issue speculating on whether or not Britney Spears is expecting a third baby. Apparently the former pop princess couldn’t resist the speculation either.
According to sources at US Weekly, there’s more to Brit’s new man than just a Kevin Federline-like face.
The twenty-five year old has appeared in a national McDonald’s campaign and Payless commercials, where has a reputation for being responsible and professional. (So, how professional do you need to be to work for McDonald’s?)
The couple met late last month through Brit’s choreographer, Brian Friedman. (She’s known him three weeks and she’s already introduced him to her kid?)
Sources in Brit’s camp say the pair are a match made in heaven. (Are these the same people that thought that marrying Fed-Ex a nanosecond after meeting him was a good idea?) “They love the same things: partying, drinking, watching TV and just going crazy together,” says the Spears snitch. The source also claims, “she likes that he is the strong, silent type.”
“He gives her all the control (that’s code for he’s whipped) but is a bad boy who will protect her,” adds the source. “And it also helps that he has taken to her kids.” Isaac’s friend agrees, “He is totally willing to help out and even changes the diapers.”
Britney’s BFFS believe the soon to be divorced (but never single) mother of two may be knocked up again-at least that’s the word over at In Touch Weekly.
So where’s the proof? Well, snitches are reporting that the singer who loves to “Drive Her Fans Crazy” has been skipping the champagne. And then there was that unsightly incident this past weekend with Britney supposedly barfing peanut butter all over her new beau, Isaac Cohen.
“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy,” Brit’s tattling friend dishes.
Well, it’s not impossible, the yet to be seen Jayden James was conceived just three months after the birth of Sean Preston. And if B.S is in the family way, who’s the daddy? Kev or Isaac? The Manny possibly? This should make for a nice episode of Maury-we’ll keep you posted.
What better way to really get to know your new boyfriend than by hurling a big glob of brownish vomit all over his hand?
Despite reports that Britney had ended her first club date with new beau Isaac Cohen by tossing her cookies all over him (the two were spotted at the new restaurant Sideways in Cali on Friday), I.C is standing by his very rich new love. It was just peanut butter, he proclaims.
Isaac’s affiliation with mega social networker, Myspace has afforded celeb snitches (like ourselves) to learn quite a lot about the new man in Britney’s life:
Acording to his Myspace profile, I.C is an actor, a model, and a bad boy (Do we sense a pattern?) An actor and model, huh? Who, what, where, and when, is what we’re interested in? Has anyone seen him anywhere besides attached to Britney’s hip? Somebody put us on.
The profile says he is Jewish (”Cohen” was sort of a dead give away), straight, single, and twenty-five. And apparently, he has a thing for tats. Check out Isaac’s MS page: www.myspace.com/hebroo
A fan of Britney Spears was left stunned Thursday night.
Literally.
According to the sharp-eyed folks over at Defamer, Britney made the scene at a club in Hollywood called Tigerheat (we’ve never been, but it, uh, looks like a place where our heterosexuality would feel very lonely) on Thursday night with a few friends and a few bodyguards. As the crowd swelled around her roped off VIP area, some unfortunate fellow made the gargantuan mistake of reaching across the ropes and into the booth area. He was very quickly shot with a Taser gun and escorted out of the club by several members of Britney’s protective entourage.
We know what you’re thinking because it crossed our mind, too. Where, oh where, was this bodyguard and his little fun stun gun the first time Kevin approached?
