Prices start at $525 for a silver baby spoon with a serpent-shaped handle, and all proceeds will benefit Angelina’s charity Education Partnership for Children of Conflict.

“We wouldn’t want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer — you know, because she steals people’s husbands!” Heidi tells Playboy.com. “….We’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”

The star’s latest film, Inglourious Basterds, directed by Quentin Tarantino, premiered in Tokyo on Wednesday, and Brad took the opportunity to tell reporters that he trashed his favorite bike while trying to escape a few overzealous photographers.

Brad, a motorcycle aficionado, was involved in a minor accident in Los Angeles last month after a paparazzo reportedly cut him off in traffic. While he’s in Tokyo he will be looking for a replacement.

“I had a little mishap,” Brad said. “No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story. It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad. I will definitely be looking at motorcycles,” he said. “You’ve got some of the best builders right here.”

According to eyewitnesses, the Inglourious Basterds star was cut off by a paparazzo driving a Saturn in Beverly Hills this afternoon. Brad then lost control of his vehicle, hit the car in front of him, and fell off of the bike and into the intersection. He reportedly got off the road, went into an apartment building and was later picked up, leaving his motorcycle at the scene.

The Break-Up actress apparently got sentimental after getting sloshed and wanted to have an intimate chat with her one-time flame.

“When Jen drinks she tends to get sentimental. She was feeling a little loose from the alcohol, so she called Brad’s cell, never imagining anyone but him would pick up. Jennifer was hoping for an intimate chat with Brad, and ended up tangling with Hurricane Angelina!” a tipster tattles in the Oct. 26 issue of The National Enquirer.

Instead, Angie picked up the call and gave Jen a piece of her mind. Oh snap!

“When Jen heard Angie’s voice, she freaked out,” the insider added. “Jen basically told Angie that she hated her, but Angelina fired back and warned Jen to stop calling Brad and harassing her,” the insider divulged. “Angie screamed, ‘Leave my family alone!’”

“Jen basically told Angie that she hated her, but Angelina fired back!”

Interestingly enough, Knox and Vivienne have reemerged!The 14-month-old cuties were snapped with Mom & Dad in an ice-cream shop in Amman, Jordan over the weekend. The super adorable pair look more than a little like their big sister Shiloh.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the actor has been tapped to star as Holmes’ arch nemesis Professor Moriarty in a follow-up to the upcoming film. In August, it was reported that Pitt would play the role in the first movie, though Warner denied the rumour.

Sherlock Holmes stars Robert Downey Jr as the famous detective, Jude Law as his devoted sidekick Watson, and Rachel McAdams as Holmes’s love interest Irene Adler.

Sherlock Holmes opens in theaters Christmas Day.

“In contrast to what people say, Brad and I have a very cordial relationship,” The Daily Star quoted the Marley & Me actress as saying. “I admire him a lot for what he is doing to help other people and I think he’s an extraordinary actor,” she added.

The former Friends star says she’s been leading a happy life, despite her split from Pitt — who has six children with Angelina Jolie — four years ago.

In a scoop featured in The Daily Star Tuesday, spywitnesses close to the couple claim Brad and Angie are anxious to get their three-year-old tot in front of the camera and are considering sending her to drama school in an effort to fine-tune her acting skills.

“They’re thinking about enrolling her into a performing arts school. Shiloh is the most famous child in Hollywood and was the first baby to get a waxwork at Madame Tussauds. They think she could emulate their success,” a tipster reveals.

Shiloh appeared in alongside her dad Brad during his Oscar-nominated performance in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

“Shiloh’s a mix of the two best-looking actors in the world – she was born to be a star. Brad and Angelina were a little worried about her interest in acting, however, they have vowed to let their kids pursue their dreams.”

In his new book, How To Be Famous, the reality TV villain reveals that he looks up to Oscar-nominated actor Brad Pitt, noting that he is particularly impressed with how Pitt handled his split with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston in 2005.

“There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy,” Spencer, 26, writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

The Hills’ resident canker sore is a role Spencer plays well — and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” Spencer adds. “When you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

How To Be Famous is expected to hit bookshelves this November.