Tinkerbell’s got a new man. Joel Madden and Paris Hilton’s dogs are now “dating.” Joel’s brother, Benji, who has been seeing the socialite for three months, revealed the news in a post about a party at the Hilton Mansion on the Official Good Charlotte band website Thursday:
“There were lots of babies around and everyone brought their dogs and they were all dressed up…We just found out that Eazy, Joel’s dog, and Tinkerbell are now seeing each other. She seems happy, we wish them the best…”
You ever wonder why we’re obsessed with celebrities? It’s probably because they get get what we all want. Take cars for example. How many of us can afford a $1 million car like Simon Cowell?
Today RideLust has a list of 50 Celebrities and the cars they drive. Here are a few of our favorites:
Xzibit in his Lamborghini Gallardo
Simon Cowell in his $1million Bugatti Veryeon
George Clooney in his electric car
Brad Pitt in his environmentally sound BMW Hydrogeny 7
Benji Madden in his 1950 Ford Shoebox
Benji Madden has penned a love song for Paris Hilton. (Insert multiple sounds of gagging here). Speaking of love songs, there’s one that’s very descriptive of Benji’s love for Paris. Does T-Pain’s “I’m Sprung!” ring any bells? The only thing that could possibly make this any more nauseating is if the lovin’ twosome decides to record the track and release it as a single. Let’s not give them any ideas! Read the rest of this entry »
Nauseating new couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are experiencing their first major bustup, the pair has waged an on-going war over the size of P.H’s brood of furry friends. The Good Charlotte rocker is trying to convince his heiress GF not to purchase any more animals and to “fix each and every one” of the more than twelve dogs she already houses-ASAP. Paris, on the other hand, doesn’t “get” the importance of controlling the pet population. Read the rest of this entry »
A hit & run report has been filed against Benji Madden. Read the rest of this entry »
Benji Madden’s Good Charlotte bandmates have had just about enough of the guitarist’s nauseating relationship with hotel heiress Paris Hilton. Despite her best efforts to fit in with the band’s makeshift family during a recent tour with the musicians, Paris’ pushiness and “public displays of affection with Benji on the Good Charlotte tour bus” has left the band hoping the lovers will soon take an extended vacation from one another, a new celebrity weekly report claims.
“Paris is desperately trying to fit in with the band, but she has outstayed her welcome. Everyone is hoping he’ll wake up soon and dump her.”
Paris Hilton is having a hard time convincing her socialite mother that her feelings for boyfriend-of-the-moment Benji Madden are genuine. Kathy Hilton believes her oldest daughter is only dating the musician to rattle the cage of frenemy Nicole Richie, who is dating Benji’s twin brother, Joel Madden. Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton wants a bouncing bundle of joy to go along with her new BFF. The heiress is reportedly desperate to settle down and a start a family with new love Benji Madden-but not if on-again/off-again Nicole Richie has her say. Read the rest of this entry »
An injured Paris Hilton was left with a swollen cheek after she was chased and swarmed by paparazzi while exiting a restaurant in the Czech Republic. Paris is visiting the country whil on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte. She took a fall in Prague’s Old Town Square after a fight broke out amongst rival paps clawing for a shot of reality TV-starring heiress. Read the rest of this entry »
Newflash: Paris Hilton is a dumbass! Paris displayed her ignorance on her weekend trek in Africa when she said South Africa and West Africa were “both great countries.” We blame the American education system. Read the rest of this entry »
