Did Ashton Kutcher Father January Jones’ Son?

Oh Brother…We don’t usually pay much attention to the “Blind Items” that end up on the back pages of the tabloids, but this one’s got everyone’s tongues wagging, so we thought it was worth a look.

Oh Brother…We don’t usually pay much attention to the “Blind Items” that end up on the back pages of the tabloids, but this one’s got everyone’s tongues wagging, so we thought it was worth a look.

When Sara Leal told Us Weekly that she believed her hot tub humpin’ buddy Ashton Kutcher was separated from his wife Demi Moore when he invited her to join him for a little game of “Mattress Mambo” a nanosecond after their first meeting, we suspected that the lass might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer. (Call us presumptious…)
The enclosed video confirms our suspicions.

Because she’s super-classy and stuff, 22-year-old administrative assistant Sarah Leal — better known as the woman Ashton Kutcher allegedly boffed — spilled her guts to Us Weekly about their time together.

As they battle divorce rumors amid a cheating scandal, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been seen together twice in the past few days and seem to be working on putting their marriage back together.

Tinseltown’s most noted May-December lovers are reportedly headed full steam ahead on the train to Splitsville.
And if you ask Demi Moore, she’ll tell you that Operation: Ditch Ashton is now in effect.