Ashton Kutcher Turns 34

The past year was an eventful one, but Ashton Kutcher is certain that greener, more charitable, pastures are ahead.

The past year was an eventful one, but Ashton Kutcher is certain that greener, more charitable, pastures are ahead.

Cue the violins!
Sleeping with Ashton Kutcher might just destroyed your life.

It’s Madge to the rescue! The Material Girl is playing guardian angel to fellow Kabbalah follower Demi Moore, providing the heartbroken Ghost actress with a shoulder to cry on in the days after her split from philandering husband Ashton Kutcher.

The new issue of People promises to spill the deets about why Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage fell apart.
While they conspicuously leave out the stuff about Kutcher’s manparts tripping and falling into trashy women he wasn’t married to, the magazine quotes sources close to the couple with allegedly inside information about when things unraveled.