Angelina Raps, Ears Bleed: Jersey Shore’s resident quitter Angelina Pivarnick is rapping!
Following in the footsteps of well-coiffed Shorer Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the MTV castoff you love to hate raps on the track “I’m Hot”, a crudely-produced hip hop/pop song that would leave William Hung running for cover.
A recent surge in hazing-related teen suicides has pulled the lid off of a national bullying epidemic taking place in the hallways of America’s schools. Yet one loathed reality star says the nation watched in silence as she was harassed to the brink of a mental breakdown by her popular castmates.
Former Jersey Shore guidette Angelina Pivarnick tells Us Magazine that she was the victim of relentless bullying from fellow Shorers — such as Sammi, Ronnie, and J-Woww — and that she was portrayed unfairly during the second season of MTV’s smash-hit reality show. Pivarnick, who exited the series for the second, and presumably final, time last week, says her experience on Shore has left her under the care of a shrink!
Jersey Shore’s Snooki Polizzi is usually an awful shade of orange but the pint-sized reality star might be feeling a little green once she learns that co-star nemesis Angelina Pivarnick has been picking off of her sloppy seconds for the second time.
There’s nothing like starting the afternoon with a good chuckle. This next item oughta do the trick.
In “Gurl Bye! News,” fickle Jersey Shorer Angelina Pivarnick is readying the release of her debut album — sure to be filled with lots of giggle-inducing pop poop.
The gabby brunette — who left the MTV ratings juggernaut just weeks into the first season and later returned for the show’s second — will not appear on Jersey Shore Season 3. Instead, Ang plans to turn her focus to singing. After all, who says you need actual talent to succeed it in the music business today.