Flicks of American Idol finalist and resident Jersey girl Antonella Barba taking a pee break have made their way to the World Wide Web. Read the rest of this entry »

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Top 24! I was happy to note that the producers chose to show all of the contestants as they sat in the judgment chair, so at least I had an idea of what the hell must have happened during the group auditions that we didn’t get to see.

I saw quite a few people get kicked off who I didn’t know or care much about, but I’ll give a quick rundown anyway for those readers who may actually give a shit.

· Bernard Williams
· Eric Davis
· Thomas Lowe
· Jerome Chism
· Joelle James
· 3 random-looking girls, I didn’t catch their last names, sorry. Olivia, Tatiana, and Monique

However, there were a few homeward bound contestants that I did give a shit about. First, Anna Kearns the 6’4” Amazon. Not that she had the best voice, Read the rest of this entry »

There was no rest for the weary on Day One in Hollywood for American Idol 2007. Not much for us home-viewers either. I felt like this whole episode was rushed along, squeezed into the skimpy 1-hour time slot. I don’t know if my memory is fucking with me, but I think I remember last year being a little more involved. I hardly saw shit this season and now I feel kinda gypped. They choose the 24 tomorrow? Already? Fuck.

The show started off with the 114 girls, in groups of six, given 30 seconds to prove they should stay, and the judges didn’t waste any time thinning the herd. Name-dropper Jory, the snobby gal who met the Queen of England, was in the first group, looking quite confident in her too-small vest and puffy sleeved shirt a la Paula. Oh, they were all cut, all six. Too bad. But that’s okay because now Jory will have more time to hang out and have tea with her pal, the Queen.

Although I loved Perla initially, all her wiggling and giggling got on my nerves fast Read the rest of this entry »

American Idol Season Five’s Kellie Pickler is once again dealing with an incarcerated father. Read the rest of this entry »

Simon Cowell has been accused of planting a former British pop star in the lineup to become the nation’s sixth American Idol. Read the rest of this entry »