Well, it looks like web surfers haven’t seen quite enough of Antonella Barba’s biddies just yet. The “American Idol” finalist was tops in Yahoo searches on Sunday. Read the rest of this entry »

This week’s results are in, and four more hopeful contestants had their hopes shot to hell. I’m not gonna pussyfoot around; I’ll just get down to it. It’s easier to do it quick, like ripping off a Band-Aid, because it hurts me to have to write that my beloved cutie-boy, Nick Pedro, has been sent packing. But, but, but … he’s adorable! And he didn’t totally suck! What’s America thinking? Now there’s no guy left I’d wanna fuck, and what fun is that? It’s all over. No more drooling over a hot boy every week, no more excitement and tickles in the tummy when he performs, zero opportunity to see him live when the Idols go on tour. Fuck! Read the rest of this entry »

As much as we think Antonella Barba can’t sing, we really want her to stay on the show for another week. Not because we think she’s sexy, though she is. Not because we like watching her perform, because we don’t. Here’s the skinny:

Celebrity writers love it when something hot breaks. We loved it when Paris got exposed, and we love it even more now that Antonella Barba’s been exposed with her crazy topless naked photos and all that. The internet goes crazy whenever a scandal breaks around someone in the limelight, and as celebrity writers, we love it.

So we’re voting for Antonella Barba tonight. Not because we like her, but because we love her scandal and, according to Google, so do you!

When the bogus blow job pics failed to undermine her American Idol pursuits, Antonella Barba’s shadow dropped this new flick of the soon-to-be “Idol” castoff playing the role of naughty schoolteacher vixen.

If the boys threw it down Tuesday, than the girls picked it up and shoved it up their asses Wednesday night, because they were fucking great. Well, some of them were great. To be exact, six of them were great and the other four sucked butt. Read the rest of this entry »