The seventh season of American Idol is kicking off with the threat of a pink slip for judge Paula Abdul. Idol head honchos are at their wit’s end with the pint-sized former pop star after her odd tirade at L.A.X Airport last month. “They’ve put up wit her bizarre behavior for years, but it’s got to the ‘enough is enough’ point. I think they’re really afraid she could have a serious breakdown and not be able to continue on the program.” A.I producers are lining up a replacement just in case P.A has anymore mid-season meltdowns. Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, and Cyndi Lauper have the likeliest shot of taking over judging duties if Paula gets the boot. Read the rest of this entry »

Kyle Ensley on American Idol Video. The Oklahoma Gubernatorial Hopeful made it to Hollywood performing Queen - Somebody to Love.

Paul Stafford on American Idol. Elliott Yamin “Wait For You” Performance. Hailing from Crosby, Texas, Paul’s a gentle giant….sadly his voice isn’t so easy on the ears. Paul’s a sweetheart, though.

Most Pathetic Honors Of The Night go out to Douglas Davidson. Poor thing. We don’t know if he has a gland problem or something, but he was sweating like an animal. Thanks to an article he read featuring Christina Aguilera, Douglas is very careful about straining his vocal muscles…that means he spent a lot of his audition time walking in circles, sipping water, and clearing his throat via unnnatural noises. Douglas was later escorted off the premises by security.

Renaldo Lapuz showed up for his audition/Simon butt-kissing session dressed up like a demented pimp…or some kind of metallic bird or something…we’re not sure what look Renaldo was going for. He performed his original Simon Cowell inspired track “We’re Brother Forever.” Yeah….okay.