Celebrity sources are snitching that there’s a beef a-brewin backstage at “American Idol.” Read the rest of this entry »

“American Idol” fans might recall four years ago, on Season II of the show, when Franchelle “Frenchie” Davis was disqualified from the show for appearing topless in photos on the Internet. But the “American Idol” producers announced last week that current finalist Antonella Barba will stick around, despite much naughtier flicks, featuring her thong-clad ass on a veteran’s memorial. Read the rest of this entry »

Simon Cowell has blasted troubled stars Britney Spears and British star Robbie Williams for checking into rehab, insisting they have no idea of what hard life really is. Read the rest of this entry »

Well, it looks like web surfers haven’t seen quite enough of Antonella Barba’s biddies just yet. The “American Idol” finalist was tops in Yahoo searches on Sunday. Read the rest of this entry »

This week’s results are in, and four more hopeful contestants had their hopes shot to hell. I’m not gonna pussyfoot around; I’ll just get down to it. It’s easier to do it quick, like ripping off a Band-Aid, because it hurts me to have to write that my beloved cutie-boy, Nick Pedro, has been sent packing. But, but, but … he’s adorable! And he didn’t totally suck! What’s America thinking? Now there’s no guy left I’d wanna fuck, and what fun is that? It’s all over. No more drooling over a hot boy every week, no more excitement and tickles in the tummy when he performs, zero opportunity to see him live when the Idols go on tour. Fuck! Read the rest of this entry »

As much as we think Antonella Barba can’t sing, we really want her to stay on the show for another week. Not because we think she’s sexy, though she is. Not because we like watching her perform, because we don’t. Here’s the skinny:

Celebrity writers love it when something hot breaks. We loved it when Paris got exposed, and we love it even more now that Antonella Barba’s been exposed with her crazy topless naked photos and all that. The internet goes crazy whenever a scandal breaks around someone in the limelight, and as celebrity writers, we love it.

So we’re voting for Antonella Barba tonight. Not because we like her, but because we love her scandal and, according to Google, so do you!

When the bogus blow job pics failed to undermine her American Idol pursuits, Antonella Barba’s shadow dropped this new flick of the soon-to-be “Idol” castoff playing the role of naughty schoolteacher vixen.

If the boys threw it down Tuesday, than the girls picked it up and shoved it up their asses Wednesday night, because they were fucking great. Well, some of them were great. To be exact, six of them were great and the other four sucked butt. Read the rest of this entry »

“American Idol” judge Simon Cowell is speaking out on the Antonella Barba Controversy. Read the rest of this entry »

The boys were getting a tad mushy this week, dedicating their performances to people in their lives who inspire them.

Phil Stacey was the first to go on, and he sent his version of “I Ain’t Missin’ You” to his buddies in the Navy Band Southeast. He said that he enlisted after 9-11, and somehow ended up singing in the Navy Band … not in Iraq. Well, good for him. Anyway, Phil’s looking more casual this week and avoided the cheesy rocker-kicks, so I found him less annoying. But that very naked head-and-face of his still gives me the skeevies. It wasn’t a strong vocal performance, but it didn’t totally suck either. It was nice, but the original song is so fucking great only a real powerhouse could top it, and Phil is no powerhouse.

Next up was Jared Cotter, looking smooth in a sharp suit. He tried his hand at Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On” and dedicated it to … his mom and dad? Ooh, that’s a bit creepy-weird. Read the rest of this entry »