Let me just start off by saying I feel happy this morning. Finally, the voting-off process worked out the way I thought it should. For the most part, anyway. Sanjaya still wasn’t in the bottom 3, but whatever. He’s become an oddly entertaining novelty and that should wear off soon.
The show started off with a group performance of “Balamos,” which was okay, but whoever decided it was a good idea to pair up Haley and Sanjaya for a duet must have been playing a cruel joke, because neither of them were in tune for even a half-second. But at least Haley was wearing pants.
Then that Akon fella sang and I got confused for a minute. Wait, I thought it was J. Lo? Wasn’t he the dude who was singing with Gwen Stefani? His song is a number 1 hit? Why? It stinks and he’s not even cute. I guess since they made this results show a whole fucking hour long they had to fill it up with some shit.
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Last night the Idol contestants took on a Latin vibe, coached by Jennifer Lopez. Who was looking quite beautiful and had a refreshingly friendly, comfy attitude for a superstar of her caliber. That’s nice to see, and even more rare. She really did seem like a regular gal, dishing out sound advice and joking around.
As for the Idols performances, they were kinda lame overall, with a few standouts.
Melinda Doolittle started things off with “Sway,” and did her best to convey the sexy vibe of the song, shimmying around the stage in an amazing black dress. She looked amazing, but Read the rest of this entry »
So much for the theory that Indian call center workers are responsible for keeping shaky-voiced Indian-American “Idol” contender Sanjaya Malakar in the FOX talent competition. Read the rest of this entry »
Sanjaya Malakar’s big sis is the most downloaded chick on the Internet. According to twenty year old Shyamail M’s Myspace, the ousted aspiring Idol/former Hooters waitress admits to being an underage drinker. The horror!
Well, it was another astonishing send-off last night, with rocker girl Gina Glocksen getting the heave-ho. What the fuck is going on with this season? I was once again outraged as Haley Scarnato and Phil Stacey skated through, while a contestant with a much better voice was sent packing. Read the rest of this entry »
According to celeb snitches are reporting that Shyamali Malakar is now one of the most downloaded babes on the Internet.
New website Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo “If sanjaya wins, I will… ,” leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item. Read the rest of this entry »
Last night’s coach was Tony Bennett, the swing daddy of cool classics who still looks pretty damn good for being 80-years-old.
Blake Lewis started off the show with a mild version of “Mack the Knife.” I was digging his crazy old man outfit of plaid pants, baby blue jacket and wide striped tie, but his performance left me hanging a bit. I guess I’ve gotten used to Blake doing things up BIG, and the subtle side, although very nice, wasn’t what I was expecting from him. Anyway, at least he didn’t suck.
Unlike our naked-head dorky boy, Phil Stacey, who REALLY sucked during his performance of “Night and Day.” Simon hit it when he said Phil sounded like he was singing in a funeral parlor, which was the exact feel that I got from it. He was creepy. And he looked kinda like Lurch from the Addams Family, with his awkward movements and total lack of emotion. I dunno, Phil said that he was focusing on his wife when singing the lyrics and if that’s true, then holy shit, do I feel bad for her. That was like being serenaded by a lumbering serial killer. Read the rest of this entry »
Sanjaya just sang”Dancing Cheek to Cheek” in a performance that was both bland and appalling. Simon, clearly frustrated that America has allowed this farce to continue rolling through said:
“Let’s try another tactic: Incredible.”
Clearly, not realizing that Simon is trying reverse psychology in the hopes that praise will spell the demise of Sanjaya, the “singer” nearly fell over his own feet in joy that Simon didn’t berate him.
Terrible singer AND clueless. Awesome. Scary slicked back hair photo to follow when it breaks.
