American Idol couple Crystal Ortiz and Randy Stark found love on the American Idol message boards….

UGH! Amy Catherine Flynn is one of those girls that I hated in high school! She has great hair and uses phrases like “Whatevs!” OMG, I sure hope there’s an off button on her. Amy is the captain of her Catholic high school’s dance team, and spends her free time preaching to wayward teens about the perils of sex and drugs. (Insert Yawn Here.) Heard it all before. Watch Amy Catherine make it to Hollywood with a breathy rendition of Christina Aguilera’s Reflection.

Aretha Codner, of Buffalo, New York, may be named after The Queen of Soul, but the Idol judges sure didn’t give her any RESPECT. What do you think of Aretha’s version of I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston.

Oh my damn! Josh Boson, of Beaufort, South Carolina, performed And I Am Telling You, which should be sign Number One that this wasn’t going to end well. Look, if your name isn’t Jennifer Hudson or Jennifer Holliday, you’ll fall flat on your face singing that song. Josh ended his performance by branding American Idol a “fake and rigged.”

American Idol Season Seven Chaleston, South Carolina: It’s the Klumps Reloaded! Sibiling singers Michelle and Jeffrey Lampkin sang their way to Hollywood.