For Those Who Care, Tila Tequila Is a Nazi Now

Tila Tequila wants us to believe she’s a Nazi…

Nope, still not relevant.

Nice try, Toots!

The selfie queen of the MySpace era found herself a trending topic on Twitter Tuesday, after posting series of rants to her verified Facebook page which seem to indict that she’s a Hitler sympathizer. The anti-Semitic rap currently going viral on her YouTube page isn’t helping matters either.

The ramblings point to Tila’s apparent interest in Nazism and her take on an assortment of conspiracy theories, including one that Fast and Furious star Paul Walker was murdered. See, Ms. Tequila surmises that the fiery car crash that killed Walker late last month was actually a “ritualistic murder.”

Riiight.

Of Hitler, she writes:

“Once upon a time in a land far away there was a special and sweet kid who had a dream to become a painter. He was a brilliant artist and was ahead of his time. He had hopes, and dreams just like we all do. Unfortunately, the art schools did not feel the same as he and they rejected him. Fast forward a few years later he was roughed up and bullied on top of that by the same people he once loved. His Name was Hitler.”

Oh! How could we forget the badly photoshopped picture of the former reality star wearing a red swastika armband and SS uniform while standing in front of Auschwitz.

The things a washed-up pinup will do to top the Google searches. Tila — who allegedly survived a brain aneurysms in 2012 — hasn’t garnered this many headlines since she became the reluctant star of Hollywood’s first “celebrity, lesbian threesome” sex tape.

Try saying that three times fast.