Brooke Hogan isn’t letting her parents’ split after nearly twenty-five years of marriage ruin her career prospects. ABC Family has hired the pop singer to sit on the judges panel of their new reality show, America’s Prom Queen. Brooke Hogan reminds me of one of the drag queens who performs at the gay bar down the street. Apparently a lack of style and an admiration for caked-on makeup defines you as an authority on prom queendom.

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