Sources are saying that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are splitting as a result of… well god knows, really. But we, the adoring/mortified public, can all see that they are a terrible couple. It’s time they saw it too. All I can say is it’s a good thing they have two kids now to keep things simple. AOL Music’s recent poll on the subject shows that 87% of visitors think Britney is better off single. I think prolly at least half of those people just want to bang her, but who’s counting.

I can’t even imagine arsenal of insults that Britney could unveil in the event of a huge fight… although the terms ‘no-talent, good-for-nothing, compulsive spender, fashion disaster, white trash, drunk, leech’ naturally come to mind. Hers prolly are less creative and more hurtful… such as ‘loser, lamo, asshole, scrub’ and ‘her baby’s daddy.’

In response, what could Kevin possibly come back with? ‘Bitch.’
Touche.