Star Magazine snitches have fingered accused lesbian Britney Spears in a web of bad parenting that includes making out with men in front of the kids, refusing to change diapers, and putting whitening strips on their teeth. But the whooper came late last month when the pop tart was overheard screaming ‘You were mistakes!’ at her two toddler boys.

“Not that they’d really understand what she meant - if she did indeed blurt that statement out at some point since they’re both pretty young still! this cover continues the whirlwind of bad press ms. spears has received lately - things are looking better by the day for Kevin Federline to gain sole custody!”