Lynne and Jamie Spears, the divorced parents of reportedly laced lollipop addicted singer Britney Spears, have hired a private investigator to monitor their daughter’s questionable parenting practices.

“Although Lynne and Jamie are divorced, they’re united about seeing to Britney’s well-being. So they’ve hired a private eye to watch her. The detective keeps track of Britney’s affairs, especially her personal life, and reports back to Lynne and Jamie. Since Britney cut off almost all communication with them, they felt they had no other choice.”