Britney Spears Nutritionist

Britney Spears has put down the crack pipe long enough to realize that her daily trips to Starbucks, not to mention her die-hard party habits, have taken a toll on her once slender physique. (Shocking!) Celebrity moles are whispering that the singer had hired a full-time nutritionist.

Still unidentified, this individual may move in with Britney for a while in a bid to help the fallen pop star get her eating habits back in order. Those Cheetos need to be the first thing to go. Now if we could just get her a hair stylist….

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