Britney Spears New York City Move
Desperate to escape Los Angeles leeches who are “sucking her dry,” Britney Spears has set her sights on the Big Apple. According to whispers from the Rumor Mill, the pop singer is considering abandoning the City of Angels for the bright lights of New York City.
“I want to relocate to Manhattan to escape the vampires of LA,” Britney confided in a bar worker while on promotional tour in America’s largest city this week.
“Britney has been reading a lot of books by crime writer James Ellroy recently. He’s the guy behind dark thrillers such as LA Confidential.”
“She’s become obsessed with his descriptions of the dark underbelly of Los Angeles and is now convinced there’s a real evil there and that these vampires are after her.”