In today’s zaniest celebrity rumors, Britney Spears has turned to Michael Jackson for parenting advice. The pop tart is said to see The King of Pop as the perfect man to help her win back her children as he has managed to hold onto his own despite the baby dangling episode and the child abuse cases.

“Michael Jackson went through a whole lot of trouble, including being tried and cleared of child molestation.”

“But he always managed to keep custody of his children. Britney is hoping he might be able to help her out. And, of course, a few days out of the limelight at Neverland would also be a relaxing break.”

Mike has even invited Brit to stay at his now empty Neverland Ranch.