Britney doesn’t do overweight and unemployed single dads, thank you very much!

Sounds like we can stick a fork in those persistent Britney-Kevin reunion rumors after the revelation that Britney recently told ex-husband Kevin Federline that she’ll never take him back because he’s “fat and lacks ambition.”

Well, Thank You, Captain Obvious. And it only took her five years to figure that out….

Despite rumors to the contrary, the “Toxic” star is adamant about not wanting to rekindle her romance with her former backup dancer because his potbelly and lack of gainful employment equate to one major turn-off for the pop tart.

“Kevin rang Britney to reassure her after he heard she was upset about his new girlfriend Victoria Price. But Brit is convinced he was just rubbing her nose in it,” a tabloid tattle squealed to Britain’s NOW this week.

“She thanked him for calling, but told him he was too fat for her now and that she’s holding out for a man she doesn’t have to support financially….She wanted Kevin to know that he can’t affect her any more. He may have been chuckling, but he was left with little doubt that Britney was serious. There was definitely something different and resolute in her voice this time.”