Britney Spears is dating Michael Marchand, a waiter at Los Angeles bistro Mirabelle.

“Their chemistry was immediate,” an insider tells Life & Style Magazine.

“He’s smitten….He’s very turned on by her,” the tabloid mole gushed on.

But Mike’s remaining mum on any romance with Pop’s fallen princess:

“I can’t talk about that now,” the server smiled slyly.

Is anyone else surprised that someone actually wants to hit that?