Britney Spears is addicted to crystal meth, The National Enquirer claims. The snitch mag claims the pop wreck’s erratic behaviour is the sign of a “drug-addled descent into madness.” The Enquirer also claims a “three-day crystal meth binge” led to Brit’s child custody stand-off with the LAPD earlier this month. (Unlikely since the pop star tested negative for any controlled substances after being committed to the looney bin.)

“Britney was high on meth and naked all day before. She took meth during her pregnancies,” a mole tells the tabloid.