Britney Spears and Ryan Phillipe are slamming snitching rumors that they had a tryst in the toliet in L.A last week.

Recently divorcee Spears and separated Phillippe reportedly got freaky at posh Los Angeles night spot Les Deux.

“Britney had her arms around him”, before the pair sneaked to the toilets and bodyguards “busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing,” a tattle told The National Enquirer.

The stars reps tell the NY press that the rumors are false.