Britney Spears Adopted?

The rumor mill reports that Britney Spears implanted her famed parental estrangement after discovering that she is adopted.

Britney reportedly discovered the truth about her parentage in 2004 when she asked her mother Lynne to ship a copy of her birth certificate to Sin City so that she marry former husband of twenty-two hour, Jason Alexander.
“Britney told Lynne to FedEx her the birth certificate. It finally came, and when Britney read it, her face went pale. Neither Lynne or Jamie’s names were on it.”
“[Lynne] didn’t have the heart to tell Britney,” says a mole. “The birth certificate was her way of revealing the truth without having to face Britney. I don’t think Britney’s ever forgiven her. “
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On August 10th 2007, john wrote:
hmm, i don’t see how she’s adopted when jamie looks the spitting image of britney =/
On August 10th 2007, Deb wrote:
I was going to post the same thing. I don’t buy it, not when she and her younger sister look so much alike.
On August 11th 2007, anon wrote:
Birth certificates get changed when you get adopted =/