In an attempt to by funny, a sophomoric Britney Spears teased the paparazzi over X17(the same group she attacked with an umbrella back in early March):

“Like, oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true. I really am pregnant.” “I just want to say that I’m just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice.” It was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. So right you know?”