Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are lax and indulgent parents, a former nanny for Hollywood’s hottest couple spills in a tell-all interview with Star Magazine. Temper tantrums, hyperactive, and a diet dotted with sugar-laden junk food are a few of life’s constant staples for Brangelina’s “Rainbow Tribe.”

“Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive,” a Brad and Angie nanny insider revealed to Star. “So her rule is to have few rules.”

According to the tabloid spy, a day at Brad and Angie’s new $70 million French Chateau will be plagued by: chaotic meals (each child can have whatever they want to eat), nightmare bath hours (the bathroom’s soaking by the time they finish), children chirping in all different languages (Maddox only wants to speak in French) and six televisions that are on around the clock. Making things even crazier, cellphones, landlines, fax machines ring around the clock and the doorbell chimes with constant deliveries of clothes and toys.

In another parenting tactic that has pals raising their eyebrows, Brangelina are finalizing plans for their four children to accompany them into the delivery room when the pregnant Oscar-winning actress gives birth to the couple’s fifth and sixth child in France this July.