Actress/goddess Angelina Jolie got the shock of her life when she found out that she and Brad had gotten pregnant, she tells the United Kingdom’s Elle Magazine.

“I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they’re absolutely ready.”

The actress also tells the reputable British rag that she at first felt a closer sense of protection toward her adopted children:

“I think I feared so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to fear for her… ”

Supposedly, Angie goes on to state that she now realizes that she owes all of her children an equal amount of time. All of this comes right on the heels of calling the kid a “Blob” just a few days ago. Perhaps Angie isn’t Mommie Dearest after all?