Morgan Haley’s, (or the Bikini Bandit’s, whichever you prefer), mugshot

Morgan Haley, now more popularly known as the “Bikini Bandit”, has been charged with carjacking and assault after stealing a car and robbing a business in Southaven, Mississippi wearing only her bikini.

The 24 year old Haley seemed to be playing some real life Grand Theft Auto, removing a woman and her children from their car and then driving it to a business where she threatened employees and demanded money, saying she had a gun.

Probably not surprisingly, the employees didn’t believe Morgan Haley. Using their critical thinking skills I’m sure they noted the bikini, an outfit known for making it notoriously difficult to hide things. In the understatement of the year, police noted that Haley seemed to be under the influence at the time all of this happened.

Morgan Haley has officially been charged with carjacking and assault but I’d be surprised if they don’t tack on a few other things by the time this is all said and done.