Benji Madden has penned a love song for Paris Hilton. (Insert multiple sounds of gagging here). Speaking of love songs, there’s one that’s very descriptive of Benji’s love for Paris. Does T-Pain’s “I’m Sprung!” ring any bells? The only thing that could possibly make this any more nauseating is if the lovin’ twosome decides to record the track and release it as a single. Let’s not give them any ideas!

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” the twenty-seven year old reality star told reporters at the launch of the new television series Scarlet on Monday night. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”