Nauseating new couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are experiencing their first major bustup, the pair has waged an on-going war over the size of P.H’s brood of furry friends. The Good Charlotte rocker is trying to convince his heiress GF not to purchase any more animals and to “fix each and every one” of the more than twelve dogs she already houses-ASAP. Paris, on the other hand, doesn’t “get” the importance of controlling the pet population.

According to the Loosch Lips Celebrity Gossip Column:

Paris claims her puppy pack is so big because “they keep having babies and I feel bad about giving them away.” And that’s a major point of contention with rocker Benji.

“Benji knows the importance of spaying and neutering pets, which he keeps trying to instill in Paris’ pea-size brain,” a celebrity snitch spills to Loosch Lips.